Taking Out the White Trash

Idiocracy Is a Tragedy

All politics are identity politics. We should accept and lament this fact. In a better world, we would unify around shared aspirations instead of racial, ethnic, and gender categories. Such a paradigm may be attainable, but we cannot get there from here. Yet.

For now, we must create communities unified by race. We are poorer for it, but we all belong to a racial category, and some unify around theirs to pursue group interests at the expense of others. So, those who fail to unify based on race must do so as a defense against those who have. Thus, an arms race emerges where it needn’t have existed.

And white people are late to the competition. Their tardiness is due to widespread denial and propaganda directed against them by the obvious culprit. The denial was easy to maintain while white people were still indisputably dominant in the countries of their founding, but that advantage disappeared. The propaganda is also beginning to wane because the obvious culprits are losing their grip on the Western metanarrative. So many people are realizing what should have been obvious several years ago. Consequently, groups dedicated to the interests of white people are coalescing in response to the malevolence they receive from historically resentful and sadistic minorities.

I support this act as a temporary means to an end, although I regard the aspirations of those most enthusiastic about the growing gathering as distasteful. From my tentative support, I want to address a problem hindering the white community’s ability to form coalitions so that others in this space will recognize its significance. I will also provide a few plausible solutions.

The problem is Randy the Redneck Retard and his kin.

Why White Supremacy Is Stupid

Every population has its bad apples. The bad apples constitute roughly half the bushel of whites in the United States. If you were to select a white person at random from anywhere in the country, they would likely be a double-digit IQ, absurdly fat, inept, and highly narcissistic waste of a person. They likely squander the productive and creative energies they might otherwise dedicate to improving their lives on many copes they can use to endure the bitter misery of their wasted existences. These copes are location-specific and constitute the most significant portion of the regional identities Americans once possessed.

In the Midwest, whites remain on poorly performing farms while trying their hardest to live their lives within a 25-mile radius because they fear the world outside of their stagnating Shire. Their copes take two forms: meth and delusions of Americana. By these delusions, I mean the lies midwesterners tell themselves about American greatness, which they can sustain only because of their isolation. However, the Mirror of Erised shatters whenever the outside world touches it, as Ohio’s recent Haitian infestation proved.

In the mountains of Appalachia and Ozark, whites obsess over their firearms, which they need because wild game is a legitimate food source for them on account of their poverty. This poverty, of course, is entirely self-inflicted because the way out is to develop marketable skills – many of which are intellectual. Yet members of the hillbilly culture pride themselves on their ignorance, regarding book-learnin’ as a sign of effeminacy, and refuse to develop the talents that would save them from the gutter. So they remain in poverty by choice and abuse meth, as their forebears abused moonshine, to distract themselves from their destitution. In so doing, the hillbillies prove their hatred of their children by condemning their offspring to the same wretched conditions they enjoy.

In the South, white people alternate their copes between food, which is the reason for their great obesity, meth, a problem everywhere by this point, and obsession over the Lost Cause of the Confederacy, the idol of the past at which both the present and future are sacrificed. In a better world, they would have actual achievements and lofty goals they could use as the source of their regional identity, but lacking those, all they can point to is their history.

The regional copes all serve as funnels, pulling those who fall into them toward the same nadir. Its terminus is nearly independent of the path taken to reach it, and the white trash (WT) of the various regions converges on the same monoculture. I call it the trailer park (TP).

Building the Trailer Park

The TP is the name I give to any contemporary society filled with WT and dominated by its associated culture. It is similar to the slang term, the longhouse, although this is race-specific and arises from forces other than female degeneracy.

The TP did not always exist. Nor is its existence necessary. It came into being by one force, it grew by another, it is sustained by a third, and its remediation is suppressed by a fourth. These four forces that destroyed American white people are: Border Reiver culture, Jerry Springer, ressentiment for coastal elites, and poor imagination.

Trailer Park: Origins

The TP originated with the Border Reiver (BR) culture. The BRs were a populous group of bandits who lived in the contested lands between Scotland and England. The area was a war zone for many centuries, and the culture they built therein surrendered to this fact. Reivers were averse to farming and building because crops could be burned and buildings destroyed. Learning was also of little consequence for the BRs because academic knowledge was irrelevant to survival. They had many children because they needed a high birth rate to counteract their high death rate. Reproductive selection pressures in the region also favored physically formidable and highly disagreeable people with little regard for their intelligence.

So they were a people adapted for life within a war zone - and nothing else.

The BRs' hyperspecialization was critical to their survival in that region for several centuries. However, the United Kingdom’s formation left them in an unfortunate position by civilizing the war zone. The BRs were poorly suited for civilization and struggled within their transformed domain. So, to contend with the problem presented by the semi-barbaric people living in the middle of their island, the rulers of the United Kingdom would often use them as colonists, soldiers, and irregular troops for the growing empire.

Those sent to the American colonies were as dysfunctional as they had been in Britain because America does not have magic dirt. So, they were ostracized by the developed colonies and compelled to live on the frontier where they could contend with the Indians. At the time, the frontier consisted of the Appalachian mountains, similar to the highlands the BRs had known, so they occupied them and propagated westward into the Ozarks.

For a time, this distribution suited the BRs and the country well because the BRs were doing the only thing they were good at, and the Indians were repulsed. However, as America’s power moved westward, the Indian menace disappeared, and the BRs were once more left without a purpose. Yet, they retained their culture and became more insular. It was easy for them to do so because they occupied secluded areas with meager populations, and the BRs were uniquely obstinate and antisocial (as are their descendants). So, left without a purpose and allowed to indulge their worst impulses, they degenerated.

Thus, the TP’s foundation was laid.

Trailer Park: Growth

The Border Reivers were deranged. They had kids with their daughters. They sodomized sheep. They despised literacy. They were short-tempered and instigated deadly fights out of boredom. Their women were loose. Their men were psychotic. They were ostracized from the civilized colonies because their representatives were so unhinged that sitting in a chair without gnawing on the wood proved too difficult for them to undertake. Rumor is that some even kept wild man-eating clams in their backyards.

So, there was little reason for outsiders to interact with them, and they had little to offer the outside world after the Indians had been suppressed. But this was not the problem that it might have been for other people. The BRs were highly distrustful of outsiders, and they lived in areas few people cared about, so they were mostly left alone and to their worst devices after they had outlived their usefulness. However, their high birth rates and relatively peaceful existence did swell their population. Thus, the BRs spilled from the mountains and into the South and the Midwest.

At some point during this process, BRs caught the eye of Jerry Springer and several others who, recognizing the entertainment value these freaks provided, created The Jerry Springer Show to exploit it. The show's premise was simple: identify the most embarrassing BR-descended WT, invite them to the show, and spend the next hour making a laughingstock of them for the nation’s entertainment. The show was highly successful, numerous others copied its method, and the trash television genre was born.

Since then, many have criticized the trash television genre for its maltreatment of dysfunctional people who, needing aid, receive mockery. However, the genre is guilty of a much greater crime because of the positive feedback loop it forms with its viewers. Trash television shows take the worst elements of a certain population, amplify them, and send them back to the people whence they came in a comedic form they’ll accept. By viewing other people behaving in unimpressive ways and associating that with happiness, the viewers find it easier to adopt that behavior themselves. So, trash television creates more trash to broadcast.

And this is the process by which the TP grew to its current enormity.

Trailer Park: Sustenance

The TP is sustained by the same force that inflated it. However, a new force emerged after attaining its enormity to assist its sustenance. This force is the relationship between Americans in flyover country and the Coastal Elites. There was always a low level of animosity between the two groups. Still, it grew with the trash culture, lagging slightly, and the emergence of the TP within America’s interior was one of the factors that drove its divide with the coast. The animosity exerts economic, political, social, cognitive, and psychological effects – all of which corral the white people of America’s interior into the TP.

Economic effects are the most obvious. Coastal elites who work in finance prefer to send money to manufacturers overseas than domestic ones. Then, domestic manufacturers move abroad to compete with their competitors’ cheaper laborers. Their decision is made all the easier by the many unflattering media depictions they see of lower-middle-class people who will be the primary victims of the capital escape. Outsourcing removes jobs and places blue-collar employees in deeper poverty. These people join the TP because of its affordability.

The political consequences follow the financial ones. The WT lacks money and, therefore, political representation. So, the interests of groups other than their own are always advanced at their expense in Washington. Thus, their squalid condition is cemented as they continually lose zero-sum political games.

The social effect transforms the members of the TP into a class similar to that of the untouchable caste in India. The association of these people with lowly behaviors further alienates them from outsiders, who justifiably regard the white trash as toxic. The members of the TP are left to pull themselves out of the white trash, and they must do so by tugging against the downward push and pull of other people.

The TP further reinforces itself via the cognitive decline of its members. The anti-intellectualism it inherited from the BRs compels its denizens to treat the more intelligent members with contempt, and smart people have lower status therein. So, the brilliant must conceal their competence and struggle to find romantic partners with whom to reproduce. So, intelligence is suppressed through social pressures and removed from the gene pool. Meanwhile, the smarter members escape when they are unwilling to succumb to the social pressure of the TP. Thus, intelligence leaves the community laterally. Its carriers are often contemptuous of the TP because of the mistreatment they received there. They fuel the cultural apparatus hateful to the TP.

The psychological impact is the most damaging and appears in two forms: an inferiority complex and ressentiment virtues (RVs). The inferiority complex arises from the unflattering depictions of the TP in the media, members’ awareness of their relative poverty, and their lack of accomplishments. The RVs are fake virtues adopted out of spite for the coastal elites. They are not endemic to the TP, and the BRs did not produce them. I will address the RVs in greater detail in White Trash Beautiful.

Trailer Park: Despair

Trailer park people suffer severe cases of despair.

Despair arises when people despise their living conditions and cannot conceive of an escape. Thus, all hope of leaving is destroyed. The cure is imagination, which enables people to consider new alternatives. One might believe the TP lacks imagination because its denizens suffer the miseries it would cure. However, I know the TP contains more imagination than the external world. The apparent shortage is entirely environmental.

Creativity exists within the TP because of the genotypes of those who fall into it. Denizens tend to be highly disagreeable, low in conscientiousness, and highly neurotic. These qualities correlate with creativity and have a genetic basis, which can be measured using the OCEAN model. However, TP's culture suppresses the people's natural creativity therein because creative sterility is one of their RVs and because of their crab infestation. I will address these two further in White Trash Beautiful and White Trash Dutiful.

The subculture phenomenon and its successors reinforce my assertion that creative personality traits accumulate within the TP. My observations on aesthetic-based subcultures, such as goth and steampunk, show they mostly appeal to lower-class people who, despite being in the same economic position as the TP, are not within it because they occupy a location it has not yet reached. So, their environment does not suppress creativity, and its fruits are apparent. Their existence reveals the possibility of redemption for the TP. I will address it as the first of my proposed solutions.

Why the Trailer Park Must Burn

The TP must burn because civilization is good, barbarism is bad, humans are pulled between the two, and the TP pulls them toward barbarism. The TP is destroying the white population; it has already wrecked the black community by providing the template for ghetto culture, and the barbarity is spreading to other ethnic populations as well. Many of these were only recently civilized and are vulnerable to the TP. So, we might give a great gift to humanity if we could remove the menace of what the BRs became.

White Trash Beautiful

The TP values barbarity and denigrates civility. Its values and vices are apparent. Their origins and ends can be deduced. Let us enumerate the most egregious.

Physical size is the greatest virtue recognized by the TP. For men, size is height. For women, size is bust. This is their greatest value because TP denizens are losers who lack actual accomplishments or virtues. So, they must pride themselves on size because they acquire this through luck so dumb it can’t leave the house without a helmet. Moreover, the fact that size is unearned means the crabs that infest the community cannot pull the large people down to their level, so it is a safer source of pride than genuine achievement.

Strength is the second and only genuine virtue of the TP. This does not mean they display it in abundance. Strength requires discipline and moderation of one’s diet to attain a high degree. However, both virtues are discouraged in the TP. So, the WT frequently attempts to display this virtue by relying on their morbid obesity and the muscle they’ve gained by hauling around their fat rolls. Sometimes, denizens work in manual labor and develop strength this way. They are the treasure of the trash.

Vulgarity is a speech disorder endemic to the TP. People suffering from it cannot speak three coherent sentences without using obscenities or making lecherous remarks. They are only able to overcome it when doing so allows them to harass someone who mocks their disability more effectively. And vulgarity is the most potent contributor to the trailer park smell.

Perversion is a tumor growing from the TP’s vulgarity and has grown to a size similar to its host, so it warrants treatment as a discrete entity. The weird obsession with sex displayed by TP mutants frequently repulses outsiders and is a dead giveaway of their unenviable position. It originated with the BRs, for whom perversion maintained their population within the warzone where they formed. But it is irrelevant and fuels the idiocracy now that their descendants are no longer dying at a suitable rate.

Ignorance is the first of their ressentiment virtues (RV). It is a perversion and exaggeration of the BRs’ disdain for books. The BRs, a warzone people, disliked books because they were difficult to preserve and transport. Furthermore, the knowledge contained within books was either inconsequential or redundant for the BRs during the longest part of their history. So, they developed a cultural disdain for books. It never disappeared.

Their disdain for the written word convinced observers of the BRs’ ignorance and stupidity. This was an inaccurate assessment because they merely disliked the form of the book due to its clunkiness. So, the view of the BRs as stupid because of their misobiblia was a misinterpretation. However, people like to feel superior to outgroups, and the misunderstanding allowed non-BRs to indulge this desire. So they kept the lie and amplified it. The amplified lie was fed back to the TP, whose members, failing to resist it, took it as a source of pride.

Thus, ignorance became a TP virtue.

Sterility, a disdain for creativity and imagination, is the second and differs from ignorance in that it is entirely a reaction to outsiders and was not endemic to the BRs. The creative forms valued by the BRs in their homeland included storytelling, music, and whiskey. All three were valued for their portability. The first two are stored in the head. The third is a tool for concentrating cereal grains. Meanwhile, bulkier forms, such as painting and sculpture, were never taken up by the BRs because they would need to be abandoned following an unfavorable skirmish.

However, although the cultural artifacts of a warzone people are perishable and lack a physical form, people living in stable environments, like cities, can create visible and permanent items. The creations of the latter contrast sharply with those of the former and create the illusion that the former lacks cultural works. The TP knows this contrast and assumes creative sterility as an RV to spite the more developed people. Such a valuation is why the TP fails to create artistic works that might inspire its members to greatness – thereby ensuring its low status.

Worthlessness is the third RV. It is the shame which compels a person to respond to the accusation, “You’re a piece of shit!” with the retort, “Hell yeah! I AM a piece of shit!”. Amazingly, it has become a TP virtue. I know its genealogy because I embraced it for a time.

Worthlessness became an RV because of the frustrations of the WT. White trash people are aware of their unenviable status because of unflattering media depictions. They attempt to overcome the stereotypes and fail. So, they perform a value inversion and pretend their flaws are good. However, their flaws and failures are too numerous for their inversions to match the pace at which the media displays them. Therefore, the WT enacts the ultimate inversion by reaching into the nothing they can be proud of and pulling out worthlessness as their ideal.

White Trash Dutiful

The TP reinforces itself. It has a few tools gluing it together. I identify four that would ensure its demise if dissolved: crabs, pullahands, gasfams, and trailer park smell.

Crabs are the reason why the tall poppy gets cut down. The TP is infested with resentful vermin who hate to see their fellow man rising above them. For that reason, they regularly bully and sabotage one another’s efforts to leave. Common methods include discouraging people from learning new skills, pretending that malevolent forces outside the TP will destroy people who leave, and destroying property that might be used to escape.

Pullahands are saboteurs who prey on altruistic people. If you try to lift them out of their miserable condition, they’ll grab your hand and pull you into the pit with them. Hence the name pullahand. Their existence damages the TP’s ability to receive external aid of any sort. And the pulllahands in the TP operate according to a predictable script.

People external to the TP sometimes pity its members and attempt to help them improve their lives. So they waste their time and energy trying to convince Lewd Luanne to stop trading sex for cheeseburgers behind McDonald’s. Yet their efforts are miserable failures. It is because Luanne is a pullahand. She did not want help, and she had no intention of changing. Yet she pretended otherwise to screw with the social worker – delighting in the failures of the only person who would ever try to lift her from her appalling condition.

Gasfams are people who use family as a pretext for gaslighting people who want to leave. Their standard claim is that potential escapees should remain in the TP because they have obligations to their families – even though their families are collections of petty criminals, druggies, and assorted losers. Gasfams’ efforts within the TP are supported by propaganda outside of it that infects people with the idea that family is of the utmost importance. So, people who rebel against the gasfams must do so by pulling away from the TP while also pushing against the outside world.

Trailer Park Smell is the name for the trashy mindset people develop in the TP. It arises because of the degenerate values espoused therein. It hampers escapees’ ability to leave because it alienates outsiders, and their presence within the TP exacerbates the smell. Moreover, the smell lingers even if someone does leave, and a value inversion wherein a superior moral system displaces that which the TP imposed must follow their escape. If one does not occur, the escapee will struggle to integrate into the outside world.

The Consequence of Doing Nothing

Idiocracy is the consequence of teh unchecked TP. Its existence is probably because the most rapidly reproducing white people come from the TP. However, instead of being a comedy, it will be a tragedy. 

The decline in genetic quality and the barbaric values fomented by the TP conspire to produce an inferior kind of person. Over a long period, the inferiority becomes genetic as ethnogenesis and speciation occur in response to cultural selection pressures. The decline culminates in an inferior and savage race, similar to the Morlocks from The Time Machine. Both guarantee the continued miseries and irredeemability of the TP and those whom it subsumes.

Such a tragedy is unnecessary, undesirable, and avoidable. Therefore, it is necessary to address the problem and explore solutions.

Proposed Solutions

It is distasteful to criticize a thing or lament a problem if one is unwilling to present plausible solutions. I have been highly critical of the TP, so I should present solutions. However, it is not possible to eliminate the TP, nor am I certain that doing so would be wise. But its size must be reduced, and pathways out should be more numerous and accessible. 

I propose five possibilities.

The Ideal Solution

The solution to the TP is an aspirational community with low entry barriers. The community is an alternative to the TP which the WT might populate instead. The low entry barriers remove the discriminatory effect that they usually have on people hailing from trashy backgrounds. It must possess a culture that can cleanse the trailer park smell. It must help members acquire employment, which they can use to escape their unenviable economic state. It must also be capable of appealing to the WT scattered over a large region because the WT tends to live in areas with low population density. Finally, an ideal solution would leverage aspects already present within the TP to attract new members.

Guilds are the solution. A guild is a mature and organized form of an aesthetic subculture that combines a trade union and an art commune. If the goth community were to unionize, form a trade union for jobs related to the subculture, and founded a town dedicated to the aesthetic, which its members financed, the union would be a guild. The guild provides a history, metanarrative, and archetypes relevant to its aesthetic. Members can then find new identities and meaning by adopting them and working to fulfill the guild’s ambitions.

(I am designing such a solution and use my Substack, The Magenta Pill, as its staging ground.)

The guild is the solution to the TP because it provides a superior alternative to the verminous lives its members endure. Its existence provides an alternative to the TP, which members can turn to for community. Submission to the guild’s aesthetic ideals imposes order and prescribes rules of propriety for people in need. Real payoffs in the form of cultural artifacts are generated by pursuing these ideals. Moreover, the guild provides a social network that members can leverage for professional ambitions and emotional support – thereby ensuring that people who have nothing will finally have something. Meanwhile, guild leaders can offer bounties and assign missions that direct the creative energies of its members toward ends valuable to the guild and instill within them a sense of pride and purpose within the guild community. 

Militarism

The second solution is military service. The BRs were once a reliable reservoir of foot soldiers, and their descendants are those from whom the military draws the bulk of its combat troops. Therefore, we might expect a rise in land-based warfare to direct the TP people toward ends that could reveal the best of them. The Anglospheric countries do use them for this purpose, drawing their infantry from the lower classes containing the WT. However, the efficacy of this solution is hampered by a few forces.

The first is admission criteria. Entrance into the military can be barred for many reasons, including potential soldiers' tattoos, piercings, and questionable financial histories. These factors disproportionately affect the WT and damage their ability to enlist, hindering the military from leveraging the TP.

Fortunately, this problem is self-inflicted, remediable, and needs a solution. It is self-inflicted because the policies and processes arose from the military. It is remediable because they can be changed. It requires a solution because America’s armed forces suffer crises in recruitment, retention, and competence while its foreign obligations are mounting. 

The solution is to introduce a plausibility waiver.

A plausibility waiver is a new type of waiver a recruiter is authorized to provide for people who would be prevented from joining the armed forces but are likely to be performant. For example, a person who earned an ASVAB score of 99 and a GT score of 130 and yet could not perform the push-ups required to pass the fitness test could receive a plausibility waiver because they are likely to enter an intellectual MOS. And it is implausible their poor fitness would prevent them from being an intelligence analyst. The recruiter could give such a waiver without needing approval from their superiors. It would expedite the recruitment process and transform a denial into an acceptance. Thus, it allows judgments from common sense to overrule poorly conceived bureaucratic rules. 

This reform would immediately lessen the recruitment crisis because many willing prospects are prevented from enlisting for petty reasons that cannot be shown to hamper their performance.

The second problem is the nature of modern warfare. The martial niche the BRs and their descendants adapted to occupy is infantry. However, infantry is less relevant than it was in prior military ages. The trailer park people have below-average IQs, which damage their ability to master the technology that modern armies rely on. So, the TP loses utility. The factors that make it obsolete are permanent and growing.

The Common Decency Act

A third is to pass a law criminalizing trash television. Just as networks are forbidden from airing certain obscene content, they can also be forbidden from airing shows that mock worthless people. It is morally defensible to do so because such media humiliates those in need of aid. It also has practical value because trash television lowers the quality of the population that imbibes it. If such a law were passed, media like The Jerry Springer Show, My 600-lb Life, and Hoarders would no longer appear on cable.

Of course, such a law would encounter resistance by proponents of free speech. To those people, I say free speech is contemptible. The masses are degenerate garbage who have nothing to say save for that which makes them worse. The most benevolent thing you could ever do for them is remove their ability to speak – a weapon they continually use to contaminate themselves and others with their dishonesty, depravity, and incompetence. And we should desire benevolence for others – not freedom. Moreover, the virtuous act deprives people of what makes them worse. This means taking away their freedom of expression.

So the supposed criticism is a commendation.

The V&L Subsidy

A fourth is the Vasectomy and Ligation (V&L) subsidy. With such a subsidy, we could pay TP degenerates to sterilize themselves. If permitted, then a clinic could be given funding allowing it to pay people to undergo voluntary sterilization if they possess undesirable characteristics. 

For example, a woman convicted of drug abuse could visit a V&L clinic and receive $2,000 for her tubal ligation. She would be happy to accept the payment. Society would benefit because it would be saved from the damage her future feral spawn would inflict. The anti-abortion crowd would be pleased because preemptive sterilization is not murder. The left would be happy as long as the choice is made voluntarily. And the crack babies that might have been born will be saved from the burden of a life characterized by misery without catharsis stretching on for decades.

Of course, the reward for sterilization requires tweaking. It needs to be high enough to entice the worthless people. But it needs to be low enough that people whom we want to reproduce will not be tempted to take it. So, the implementation will require several revisions as the magic number is deduced. However, an infrastructure already exists for supporting operations of this sort in the form of Planned Parenthood clinics, so expanding their operations to include it is unlikely to be a tall hurdle.

Space Colonists?

The United Kingdom solved its TP problem when the BRs were still a notable force in Britain. It did so by exporting them to the fringes of the empire, where they could expand, rapidly populate the wilderness, and contend with the natives. However, a similar approach cannot be taken by the modern Anglosphere because all earthly wilderness worth claiming has already been tamed.

Or can it?

It is plausible that TP denizens could serve a similar function in the new space economy. Space technology advances enable extraterrestrial colonization, and the TP provides an ample supply of potential colonists. Members can also be easily persuaded to go the distance if colonization is romanticized. Moreover, their high birth rate enables them to rapidly populate settlements—although they cannot create them. 

From this, the TP might be redeemed if its members become the first of the space colonists. Such a possibility is impractical now, but it becomes more plausible daily. And a poor white kid born in the TP today could plausibly create a life for themselves on another world before he turns 30.

Fake Solutions

It is an unfortunate truth that when solutions to a problem are solicited, the request is met first with silence and then by a barrage of poorly considered answers offered to break the silence. The barrage contains a few good responses, but the projectiles mostly contain word vomit. The fake solutions muffle the real ones and need suppression. I anticipate a few such distractions and will address them here.

Why Christianity Will Not Save the Trailer Park

Jesus is God. I am an Orthodox Christian and affirm all statements in the Nicene Creed as they were understood by the people who wrote it. Orthodoxy is the one true faith. All others are fragmented and false. Christian mores, as prescribed by the Orthodox Church, will reveal the greatest of any person and of any people who embrace them. Orthodoxy could save the TP.

It will not. Nor will any other variant of Christianity. Protestantism is entirely to blame.

Here’s why:

The TP is a feature of the Anglosphere. The WT has different names depending on the country where it is found. In Australia, they are the Bogans. In England, they are the Chavs. In America, they are the Rednecks, Hillbillies, and Trailer Trash. Other Anglosphere countries have it as well. Their shared origin destroys the potential for Christianity to salvage them because the dominant religion of the Anglosphere was Protestantism. 

Protestantism markets itself as Christianity. However, it has many unique and perverse practices that reinforce the TP. They have destroyed the WT’s ability to receive Christianity’s salvific effects. Therefore, any attempt to use Christianity to remedy the TP must be preceded by a reeducation wherein the Protestant understanding of Christianity is removed and replaced with an Orthodox understanding. However, it is infeasible to apply such a solution because of the obstinacy of WT and the logistical nightmare involved with enacting it.

So Christianity is a fake solution to the TP. It would work if it could stick, but it can’t, so it won’t.

Some may read the preceding paragraphs and ask why Protestantism can’t save the TP. I could explain why in detail, but it would be outside the purview of this post. Simply stated, it fails because of Protestants’ love for self-serving hermeneutics. The WT will always abuse this habit during biblical exegesis. Consider the following exchanges as examples of what you are likely to encounter if you attempt to use Christianity to dissuade the WT from its degenerate behaviors:

Case 1

Speaker: You weigh 500 lbs. Perhaps you could lose some weight to set a good example for your kids. Jesus would want that because they would respect you more, and their lives would be better if they followed that example.

WT: I weigh 500 lbs ‘cause I ain’t got time for your bullshit. Maybe you should shut your mouth before I sit on your dumb ass.

Case 2

Speaker: Getting a gigantic tattoo of a cross on your face is a lousy idea and will hurt you for the rest of your life.

WT: Funny, 'cause the only thing hurting me right now is having to listen to your holier-than-thou bullshit. My face, my cross—stay in your lane.

Case 3

Speaker: You collect food stamps and have three kids, but none of their fathers are around. Perhaps you should practice abstinence until you’re married.

WT: Maybe if you practiced shutting the hell up, you wouldn’t sound so damn stupid. God’s got my back, but I don’t see anyone standing behind you.

Case 4

Speaker: Do you really believe that Jesus would want you to steal your child’s birthday money so you can buy more drain cleaner?

WT: Would Jesus want me to steal my kid’s birthday money for drain cleaner? Well, He sure as hell didn’t give me a nosy bastard like you to judge me, so mind your own damn business before you catch a prayer you don’t want.  

Case 5

Speaker: I’m pretty sure Jesus wouldn’t approve of you decorating your trailer with satanic imagery – even if you just think it’s cool. 

WT: Jesus ain’t the one living here, so He don’t get a say. Maybe if you worried less about my trailer and more about your own sad life, you wouldn’t be such a miserable prick.

Education Is Stoopid

The liberal mind virus that destroyed our compatriots’ brains compels them to pretend that intellectual and temperamental differences between groups do not exist at the genetic level. These first delusions scaffold further lies. Among them is the claim that education can remedy barbarism endemic to specific groups. And education, despite being ineffective, does occasionally confer its purported benefit to the recipient. The liars point to the successful cases of their embarrassing method and sustain the lie for the sake of other liars and people who have failed to invest sufficient energy into the topic.

Therefore, the lie that education can pull people from the TP exists and persists despite evidence to the contrary. The blame for education's failure to liberate the TP boys lies within the anti-intellectualism of WT culture. People infected with it reflexively reject attempts to educate the. Their rejection is always followed by a reinforcement of their contempt for learning. And on those rare occasions where someone is receptive to learning, they must keep it a secret or become a TP pariah. So, that rare person must escape for education to benefit them, but finding a home outside the TP is difficult when you smell like white trash.

Welfare Cutoffs

The worthless vermin who occupy the TP often collect welfare. The embarrassment is so common that the welfare queen is among the most recognizable archetypes in the community. Thus, we might expect the TP to wither and die if welfare were removed. However, I doubt this would be effective at quashing it.

Cutting off welfare would fail because its benefits are negligible. Welfare queens exist, but the value of what they receive through welfare is relatively meager. It isn’t nothing, but it’s barely something. The United States is wealthy and safe, so, lacking welfare, the WT would become more ravenous scavengers and find something to replace it.

Persuasion

Discourse and argument cannot persuade the TP people to leave. The BRs and their descendants are uniquely disagreeable. Their disagreeability is genetic, and if they were assessed according to the OCEAN model and compared to all other people, they would likely be the most disagreeable people in the world.

Substance Prohibitions

Drug addiction and alcohol abuse harry the TP. Banning them will not solve the problem. In many cases, the drugs are homemade, and their ingredients are plentiful. So it is impractical to ban them. Meanwhile, alcohol bans would be more difficult to circumvent, but federal prohibition is infeasible, and alcohol can be moved from one county to another with ease. Therefore, prohibitions will not protect the TP from substance abuse.

Capital Return

The TP swelled when manufacturers began outsourcing jobs to exploit foreign slave labor. But the process started many years ago. So, the countries to which manufacturers fled have developed enough to hamper their competitive advantage over Americans. Domestic pressures encourage these same firms to invest in the capital of the United States. So many jobs that once belonged to the WT are starting to return. Therefore, one can be forgiven for thinking this bodes well for the TP because its members can more easily find employment. 

Yet, I am not so optimistic.

The people who lost their jobs during the initial wave of outsourcing are unlikely to return when the manufacturing companies do. The TP culture has destroyed many. They are gone. So, firms will find a dearth of laborers where they had once been plentiful. This absence can be remedied more easily by importing migrant laborers than by re-educating the WT. Therefore, the potential for job creation to alleviate the TP is poor.

Conclusion

Mike Judge was a false prophet. Idiocracy is real, but his vision was contorted by his comedic background. Real idiocracy is a tragedy with more in common with Requiem for a Dream than with Idiocracy. Its existence compels all well-minded people to respond with something other than derision.

Thus far, the response has been shameful. Those who recognize the misery of the TP rightly regard it as a swamp, yet their chief response has been mockery. So their energy is spent scoffing at the swamp people - yet during their stasis, more than a few noxious fumes arise from therein, and they become toads themselves.

Moreover, well-meaning suckers’ attempts to clean up the WT have been embarrassing failures.

So, no competent counter to the TP exists. Its absence is an existential threat to the white race and others who encounter it, as the black community’s exposure to it has proven. Therefore, it is incumbent upon those of us motivated by altruism, as Christians ought, to devise solutions to the problem. Solutions must protect people from infection, quarantine the TP, and create pathways out for the small number of people whom it is within our power to salvage. 

I have presented several. Although I cannot ascertain its timeliness or popularity, I believe in the potential of my guild system to alleviate the problem. I write this so others will be aware of the problem’s significance, cease mocking the idiocracy, and begin exploring solutions to the problem presented by the BRs and what their descendants have become.

This has been Gene of the Space Guild. 

…And of the Ozark hillbillies.

End transmission.